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Rejection, Romance and Royalties by Laura Resnick

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REJECTION, ROMANCE AND ROYALTIES is a collection of essays designed to pull back the curtain and reveal the “real” life of a working writer. I expected a book full of wise advice from a longtime pro. Perhaps there would be something on research, or how to write a query, or how to know when to quit your day job. But REJECTION, ROMANCE AND ROYALTIES reads more like a memoir. Useful advice is scant. Instead, Resnick uses all 250 pages to complain about what a raw deal writing is, and how New York publishing seems to have it out for writers in general, and Resnick in particular.

Resnick devotes a chapter to the evils of copyeditors, another to rejections, another to the time her royalty checks were delayed (and only an all-expenses-paid trip to France could console her). Her chapter on fan mail barely mentions the positive ones, but quotes the negative ones at length. She not only quotes the negative letters she received, but all the letters her friends received, too. One of the few chapters on the actual writing craft is nothing but a long rant about how very difficult writing is.

Resnick saves most of her whining for the chapters on editors and agents. At first, I felt sorry for her. She certainly had bad luck with editors, and she chose her agents poorly. But after the fourth bad agent story on top of half a dozen bad editor stories, I started to wonder how one writer could attract all that bad karma. As the stories piled on, I had to look at the common denominator: Resnick herself. She omits names of people and companies when relating these episodes, so there is no way to verify the truth, yet she tells these stories with considerable relish, as if enjoying the drama. (Not unlike my hypochondriac friend who loves to exclaim, “Guess what I’ve got now!”) Even though Resnick grew up with a famous writer father who could have steered her around the worst pitfalls, she takes pride in the fact that she never asked him for advice.

Not all books for writers have to be full of how-to lessons. It’s also fun to read a writer’s memoir, as long as that memoir is somewhat entertaining or instructive. But reading page after page of personal complaints isn’t inspiring. It’s exhausting. When I want to learn the truth about real, working writers, I will leave REJECTION, ROMANCE AND ROYALTIES on the shelf, and read a better book instead.

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rating: 1 star

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pie slices: none

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This book is best for: nobody

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I recommend The Liar’s Companion by Lawrence Block or Chapter after Chapter by Heather Sellers instead of this book.

About Margaret Yang

Writer, reader, parent. On the endless quest for great books and the perfect slice of key lime pie.

4 Responses »

  1. I do have to say that, though Laura may complain more loudly, her experiences with editors and agents are not AT ALL unusual.

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    • I agree, these are typical experiences with publishing. I experienced many of them myself (and worse) when I published things traditionally. I will no doubt experience them again.

      However, I’m not sure how this book is helpful to writers. Rejection, Romance and Royalties tells all of the horrors, with not one word about how to avoid them. It’s not a true how-to because it offers no take-away for the reader. Thus the 1-star rating.

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  2. I agree with Camille. Resnick is the only author who has been brave enough to share horror stories about the publishing world that many want to pretend are exceptions when they are often the rule. She wrote this book to counterbalance the otherwise Pollyanna (and misleading) view of publishing that is described in most books on the topic. Perhaps too stridently, but an important message nevertheless.

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    • Thank you for your thoughtful comment, Rob. I can kind of see what Resnick was trying to do, here, but in my opinion, the book does not succeed. Thus the one-star rating.

      We will have to disagree about this book, and that’s okay. The more lively discussion about books, the better!

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